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You will be pleased to hear I have commissioned myself a new project. On its completion, the USA will be a little less sexist. Which is a good thing. I am making no judgement about the levels of sexism in America, nor pointing the finger generally (or specifically) at anyone.  I am referring primarily to…

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I’d tell you the one about the pencil, but there’s no point.  Similarly, I am not sure what the point of the following is, however here are some memories I have of school from the year 1992. Being stabbed in the back with a compass during class, and after having told the teacher, the rest…

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Happy Easter! Firstly, a grammatical question… April Fool’s Day, or April Fools’ Day? My money is on the latter, or the ‘later’ for those of you who chose the first option. A quick google search will immediately throw up both options from fairly reputable websites – for example the Independent going with Fool’s and the…

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This week’s blog is more about pictures than words, so excuse my brevity and lack of the usual free-flowing bread based puns. It’s been a busy week. First, let’s start at the end, and conveniently with a clip that justifies my blog heading Bready Eyed.  I realised today I may have been talking to people about…

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Questions Who doesn’t love a list? Who are these people who don’t love lists? Did they have a past traumatic experience involving a list? What do they do when they go food shopping? Are they just in denial or too hipster to admit the use of lists? On futher investigation/interogation will we reveal to them…

Read more We knead a list.

CBB: Hi! How can I help today? SCONES: I’d like to say goodbye. I saw your advert. CBB: And is it you that’s saying goodbye? Or are you saying goodbye to a friend?  SCONES: For me.  CBB: I can do a friend for half price if you want? Or buy one get one free. SCONES:…

Read more Time to say Goodbye.