When you take the time to read through the works of Shakespeare, you will find that he really loved his bread. Here’s my personal favourites… “The crust of true loaf never did run smooth.” “Tea cake, or not tea cake, that is the question.” “Loaf alters not with his brief hours and days, But bears…
Read more A toast to Shakespeare and his best bready quotes…
The seagle is a misunderstood creature. The mind of an eagle born into the body of a seagull. Rhymes with beagle. His piers, pun intended, would hang around the local chippies and seaside amusements waiting for easy prey. But he is not content to stoop to this level of unorganised crime, for in time you…
It’s official. We’re off to Brighton Fringe with a pun-tastic, fast-paced, bready-brilliant show this May. Head to Brighton Fringe or The Warren website to book. You donut want to miss this, so get your tickets now before they’re all scone!
Today is #NationalToastDay. Here at Bread Quarters myself and Davy Scones have been thinking about racing from Towcester, and not just racing from Towcester but racing with toasters. Two two-slice toasters live from Towcester. And what a fine day it is for toaster racing. The ground is bread level, and no chance of rain. Nasty accident…
Little Bo Peep has eaten her all her sheep She pretends not to know their whereabouts But for how long can she this secret keep Before the pressure builds and out she spouts Kebabs, lamb stew, roasted leg with mint sauce She loves her sheep but not as first we thought Her secret safe,…
Read more The real story of Little Bo Peep and her tasty sheep.
Question… Are you still allowed to ask for a ‘black’ or ‘white’ coffee? Or, as I have recently been asked several times in coffee shops, must you request it ‘with’ or ‘without’ milk? I am happy to be an early adopter on such matters so not to have my beliefs, opinions or intentions misconstrued, but I…
Check out part 2 of Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety discussing the dangers of religion and politics for those with beards made of bread…
Have you ever taken the time to consider the dangers that people with beards made from bread have to face every day? If not, then you’re in luck… Below is the first part of a helpful guide to broaden your understanding. If you really want to be bready brilliant, then like and share on your…
Read more Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety – PART 1
Sometimes it is necessary to divide up a group of people, but far too often this is handled insensitively. Even from an early age we experience this emotional stress when being chosen last when picking sides for football or a friendly game of rounders. Or which school you can attend based on your ability to…
This video has been 18 years in the making. Myself and a friend Laura were taught the chicken walk by a stranger in a field in Manchester in the year 2000. Ever since, I have been passing on the knowledge to all who would accept the challenge. I have always declined any invitation to perform…
