Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety – Part 2 – Churches

Check out part 2 of Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety discussing the dangers of religion and politics for those with beards made of bread…
Check out part 2 of Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety discussing the dangers of religion and politics for those with beards made of bread…
Have you ever taken the time to consider the dangers that people with beards made from bread have to face every day? If not, then you’re in luck… Below is the first part of a helpful guide to broaden your understanding. If you really want to be bready brilliant, then like and share on your…
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Hello. Hello. I am Captain Breadbeard, the man with bread on his face. Welcome to blog number 10, and well done for making it this far! I have moved one step closer to creating a podcast this week with the creation of a little Captain Breadbeard ditty. I hope you like it… As you can…
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