Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety – Part 2 – Churches
Check out part 2 of Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety discussing the dangers of religion and politics for those with beards made of bread…
Captain Breadbeard’s Guide to Health & Safety – PART 1
Have you ever taken the time to consider the dangers that people with beards made from bread have to face every day? If not, then you’re in luck… Below is the first part of a helpful guide to broaden your understanding. If you really want to be bready brilliant, then like and share on your…
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The perfect question to divide a room.
Sometimes it is necessary to divide up a group of people, but far too often this is handled insensitively. Even from an early age we experience this emotional stress when being chosen last when picking sides for football or a friendly game of rounders. Or which school you can attend based on your ability to…
How to Walk Like a Chicken in 7 Easy Steps.
This video has been 18 years in the making. Myself and a friend Laura were taught the chicken walk by a stranger in a field in Manchester in the year 2000. Ever since, I have been passing on the knowledge to all who would accept the challenge. I have always declined any invitation to perform…
Bread and Butter Face
You will be pleased to hear I have commissioned myself a new project. On its completion, the USA will be a little less sexist. Which is a good thing. I am making no judgement about the levels of sexism in America, nor pointing the finger generally (or specifically) at anyone. I am referring primarily to…
I find your lack of yeast disturbing
Now then, here’s the thing. A new thing. If you would rather listen to me than read me. Yes? Then just click HERE and the magic will begin. What to say this week? I could tell you about Freddie… (Hello Freddie) or Freddy – I never did ask. I tend to gravitate towards Freddie with…
Eat Sweet Repeat
I’d tell you the one about the pencil, but there’s no point. Similarly, I am not sure what the point of the following is, however here are some memories I have of school from the year 1992. Being stabbed in the back with a compass during class, and after having told the teacher, the rest…
Make him a loaf he can’t refuse.
Hello. Hello. I am Captain Breadbeard, the man with bread on his face. Welcome to blog number 10, and well done for making it this far! I have moved one step closer to creating a podcast this week with the creation of a little Captain Breadbeard ditty. I hope you like it… As you can…
Easter Fools’ Day
Happy Easter! Firstly, a grammatical question… April Fool’s Day, or April Fools’ Day? My money is on the latter, or the ‘later’ for those of you who chose the first option. A quick google search will immediately throw up both options from fairly reputable websites – for example the Independent going with Fool’s and the…
The Cob, the Bagel and the Ugly side of Foodselfies
First Contact It’s not that I am scared to wear contact lenses, I just lack the motivation to poke myself in the eye every day. But in my recent attempt to say YES as much as possible, I ended up agreeing to a trial. You never know, maybe if I can see the ball I…
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